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MY DINNER WITH JOXER
by Melissa McMahan
greenwaterpurpledirt@yahoo.com
PART THREE: BOTTOMS UP
Joxer started to sulk, so
Gabrielle laid her head against his chest. He puts his hand on
the back of her head. Stroking her blonde hair, he feels her
flinch at his touch, then as she looks up his hand falls down her
back. GABBY: Joxer? I think we over
did the drinking a bit. JOXER: You think? GABBY: Yep I think we need to
walk it off too. Gabrielle gets up with Joxer
behind her, she gets to the bar. Then turns to find Joxer right
behind her with a coy look on his face. After a few moments they
walk out of the inn and stangger towards the woods. After they
walk out of site Xena and Autolycus go into the inn looking for
them. The serant informs them of their drunken behavior and soon
they too head towards the woods calling for them. Gabrielle stops
and forces Joxer against a large tree. JOXER: Ow! Gabby you're hurting
me. GABBY: Mmm! Gabrielle then halls off and
slaps Joxer across the face. JOXER: Hey?! (Gasps) Why did you
do that?! GABBY: To knock some sense into
that thick skull of yours. Joxer grabs Gabrielle's arm as
she trys to slap him again. JOXER: No! Gabrielle flips Joxer on his
back and he grabs her ankle tripping her. She lands on her butt,
she grunts and he crawls up to face her. Gabrielle then grabs his
armor and the moment becomes still. GABBY: Why do you have to be
such a dork?! JOXER: Why do you have to be
such a bitch?! GABBY: If you don't get off of
me you'll find out what kind of a bitch I can really be all
right?! JOXER: Shut up or I'll shut you
up. GABBY: Oh?! (Scoffs) And how do
you intend to try
that? Joxer then without a word
started kissing Gabrielle, she was very angry and tumble him over
landing on top of him. He looked up at her, as she pins him down.
Joxer was wondering what part of his body the was going to rip
apart first. To his dismay this tiny blonde had him right were
she wanted him. GABBY: First leason, don't you
ever do that to me again. (Yells) Now for your punishment. JOXER: Zeus Gabby, what are you
going to do to me?! (looking sheepish) GABBY: Don't look at me that
way, you asked for this. Gabrielle started to tickle
Joxer and got stronger with it as she went along. JOXER: Cut it out! (Laughs) I'm
sorry! GABBY: Nah, sorry Joxer.
(Giggles with delight) I'm enjoying watching you squirm. Mmm.
(Sighs) Let me see just ho ticklish you really are? JOXER: No! (Laughing) Please
stop?! (Laughing) Please?! GABBY: Don't tell me what to do
Joxer, just for that... Gabrielle found herself tickling
Joxer everywhere, his breathing became too heavy to laugh
anymore. Even though he hated to be tickled, he was enjoying
having her hands all over him. Then he became aware of another
problem that her tickling was causing. Trying to roll over, he
found he rolled right into her lab instead of the gound.
Gabrielle snickers as she keeps Joxer from moving, he starts to
wonder about what she's planing to do to him. GABBY: No I've gotch! (Giggles)
You're not going
anywhere. JOXER: Come on, Gabby? (Moans)
Let go? GABBY: Let go?! (Giggles)
Alright I will. Gabrielle moved one of her arms,
but Joxer found out it was not because she was letting him go.
She started spanking him as Xena walked up, with her eyebrow
cocked. XENA: Gabrielle?! (Scoffs) What
do you think you're doing to Joxer? GABBY: Punishing him. (Xena
chuckles) He's been bad. JOXER: Xena, make her let go of
me?! GABBY & XENA: No. JOXER: Xena, Gabby?! (Gabrielle
hits him harder) Ow! XENA: Oh come on, Joxer?
(Chuckles) You know you like it. GABBY: Yeah! (Hits Joxer) He
told me and he said you knew all this time? XENA: Yep. (Autolycus walks up
with a strange look) Found them. AUTO: Don't you mean cault
them?! GABBY: Ha?! (Pauses) Why don't
you two spank each other for not telling me that Joxer is... That
he... AUTO: Well Xena I'm all for
that, what do you say? XENA: Touch me and you'll be
so... (Sexily) Very sorry. AUTO: Oh?! (Xena pats him on the
head) Well can't blame a guy for trying. JOXER: Hello?! (Gabrielle hits
him really hard) Owww! GABBY: Shut up, Joxer! (Rolls
him over) Well you two go away I'm not done. XENA: You heard her? (Grabs
Autolycus by the arm) Lets go. JOXER: Hey?! (Xena and Autolycus
walk off) Come back?! GABBY: No I'm sorry Joxer,
you'll have to take your punishment like a man. JOXER: Ok... I'm sorry, maybe I
should of asked? GABBY: Always! (Crawling over to
him) Or else! JOXER: So your just mad at me
for not asking? Not because I... GABBY: I didn't say that.
(Pauses) Now sit up. JOXER: Should I roll over and
play dead too? GABBY: Maybe later. (Helps Joxer
sit up) That's better. Ahem, now just sit right there nice and
quite. (Sits next to Joxer) Until I tell you you can move or
talk. (Smiles) Nod if you understand? Joxer nods, but then pouts.
Gabrielle watches him closer than she was, so he doesn't move. He
wonders how long he will have to sit this way and what will
happen next, as he notices her looking him over. She giggles and
he only moves his eyes to look her way.
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