Brak Here's some of the cute things that this would-be villain has said. He's my little buddy
	Moltar My partner in crime, this evil doer can make men from molten lava! He's also got a wife named Linda. Go figure
	Space Ghost Yup, the dolt himself, WhaleBoy is always ready to say something stupid and give me a laugh
	Zorak That's me you chowderheads and you'd better download ALL of my nuggets of joy! There'll be a quiz after school...

Brak's Boo-hooing

• Does anybody out there have any questions? Why are you so stupid? Oh, well that's a good question! (293 k)
• When do I get my day off? Space Ghost: When monkeys fly out of my... ear When does the monkey come out of your ear. I don't have all day you know (581 kb)
• I will destroy you! Zorak: You and your little dog, too! You and your little dog... Hey! I like his dog. Francine is a good puppy! Zorak: No, that was just a threat. You want to hurt Francine! You're a big bad green, um thingey guy- Space Ghost: Bug. Bug! (1,078 kb)
• Roses are reddie, boogers are greenie. Corn is cornie and Space Ghost is a weenie. Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie! (623 kb)
• Zorak: OK Brak, repeat after me. Space Ghost... Space Ghost... I will destroy you! I will destroy you... if you don't mind (964 kb)
• Well, well, well. I guess I'm the only one left. Mmm mmm mmm (273 kb)
• Heeey everybody! SG: Shut up! All I said was "Heeey everybody!" And all I said was "Shut up!" Boy, man, somebody got out of the wrong bed today (574 kb)
• Here's what happened when Space Ghost and I just stared at Brak (3,598 kb in zipped format)
• ... so I bit him... (730 kb)
• Oh... I'm a rambling idiot, rambling everywhere. I'm a rambling idiot, in my underwear... (400 kb)

Moltar's Mantras

• You want something to eat? They got all you can eat birthday cake. Comes with a small Fresca. $2.95 (71 kb)
• Cool! CHiPs! (248 kb)
• Well, I am fairly evil, but I've been happily married to my beautiful wife Linda for over six years now. What did I say---! (688 kb)

Space Ghost's Stupid Sayings

• It's because I'm such an old Aunt Cranky. Zorak: And a great big pain in the rear! What? Zorak: What did you have to eat, my dear? Heh heh. (522 kb)
• Zorak: Hey, why are you in such a bad mood? I'm not in a bad mood. Believe me, when I'm in a bad mood, you'll know it... All right, I'm in a bad mood (580 kb)
• Zorak! Z: What? Get down from there! Z: From where? From the ceiling! Z: No! Zorak you get down from that ceiling and play me to the desk! Z: No... ah this isn't fun anymore (757 kb)
• Cheese day poem (1,221 kb)
• Want to know who I had dinner with? Zorak: No. You're not in the least bit curious? Z: Not in the least Not even one teeny tiny itsy bitsy little bitty- All right! I'm just dying to know! Who did you have dinner with? Nobody, I don't have any friends (922 kb)
• I wish I had a dollar for every time people have told me that. When do you wish for a dollar? (226 kb)
• What is it boy? There's trouble? Trouble at the farm? Farms have chickens (53 kb)
• The word for today is a Spanish word. Gracias. It means "friend"... (1,086 kb)
• Hey, I've got an idea. Let Zorak teach you how to be mean. Zorak: Oh, man... do I hafta? Yes you hafta! (461 kb)
• Zorak: Space Ghost? Hey, Space Ghost! Not... now.... Z: Not now, what? Not now whatever you were going to ask me... bug (521 kb)
• Oooo, let's not go there (117 kb)
• It's a lonely road that I travel. Beset by treacherous villainy. Evil fun-seekers. And my own private demons!!! Aaaaaa! (566 kb)
• Reading letters is fun. See if you don't agree (169 kb)
• The evil roll call Just who is evil? Load this and see. (1,070 kb)
• Yeah, well, alrighty (28 kb)
• For the love of Mike. Can't I have one quiet moment to sit here and be in a bad mood without you two idiots badgering me and pestering me? Can't you just leave me alone for just one single, solitary moment?... (837 kb)
• Well, alrighty (117 kb)
• Well... alrighty... (200 kb)
• You betcha (77 kb)
• Z: Maybe the script writers have writer's block It's all that cheese they eat. Seems like every other day somebody's rolling a 50 pound cheese wheel in there. Cheese will block you up (435 kb)
• Go away you brainless baloney-headed boob! (145 kb)
• You know, one thing I've noticed about this show, every time the writers hit the wall, you know what they do? ... they have me blow you up with my destruct-o ray. Haven't you ever noticed that?... stuck for an ending? Blow up Zorak!... (1,614 kb)
• What say we enjoy the aroma of food with my smell ray... (417 kb)
• You'd better slap a muzzle on that scaled down piece of evil (130 kb)

Zorak's Nuggets of Joy

• Listen to me Blah Blah while the stupid Ghost talks (1,366 kb)
• I do the same thing but say "Boring boring boring" (651 kb)
• Brak and I talk about being fun-seekers (484 kb)
• My evil laugh as I say "good one, Bill" (334 kb)
• I'm going down to the commissary to drown my sorrows in Jello (64 kb)
• Space Ghost: You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about Not a clue (49 kb)
• I saw him. SG: Who? The new guy. SG: You did not! Quite handsome, not like you. He's a lawyer and a doctor, but he's sensitive. And a good kisser! (815 kb)
• SG: How you feelin' there, partner? Like a Gardashian tanker ran over me, backed up, and ran over me again. SG: Oooo, rough night, huh? (501 kb)
• Last night was limbo night at the Locust Club. Things got a little out of hand. We lowered the bar if you know what I mean. I've gotta lie down for a little while or I'm going to keel over and croak (718 kb)
• Listen to me talk in my sleep (811 kb)
• I do impressions when I'm tired. Listen to a few here... (919 kb)
• Brak and I ate in one of those revolving restaurants. Didn't we Brak? B: We sure did! I snuck into the nerve center and fiddled with the electronics. Soon the whole restaurant was spinning recklessly out of control. B: Food was flying around everywhere. It was truly a night to remember! (893 kb)
• Me and Brak talk about the nightlife! (832 kb)
• Um... am I supposed to have a line here? (174 kb)
• What are we supposed to do? Ad lib? SG: No I think we're supposed to make it up as we go along! Yikes! (223 kb)
• Have you tried the new aerosol cheese? Mmmmm! It's cheeserific! (275 kb)
• The Gum Sketch part I (1,067 kb)
• The Gum Sketch part II (946 kb)
• ...were you saying something Mr. Ghost? He was asking you where's Zorak's gum. For me. Mine. My gum. Mine, not yours. (457 kb)
• I will eat your liver with some fava beans and a fine ciante. Oh, and some gum! (360 kb)
• Moltar loses my chance at gum! The wretch! (620 kb)
• No talent and no personality will get you a talk show (277 kb)
• ... um sorry, I was sitting on the remote (227 kb)
• When I was a larvae I wanted to be the all-powerful ruler of the universe. Moltar: me too! (355 kb)
• SG: Do you know what gum is? No...... but I want some! (296 kb)
• Me and Ray try to get Michael Stipe to take us to dinner (690 kb)

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