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1. Diana- Xena: How are you doing, Princess? Not well. I'll probably be dead soon. Xena: Why's that? Well, I've been sitting on this cold ground almost the entire day, who could survive that? Gab: A cold bottom isn't fatal Says you! 154 kb
2. Diana- Hold it right there. I'm coming to get that baby and anyone who tries to stop me is going to eat my sword... 188 kb
3. Diana- But wait! I still have my round killing thing. 71 kb
4. Gabrielle- We need to work on communication here. 23 kb
5. Gabrielle- Big mouth idiot... Maybe it's a code? Maybe it means something? Maybe I'm going to kill her! 84 kb
6. Gabrielle- ... I can take care of myself! Now why are you treating me like a kid? I thought we were past that? Meg: Well, we're not... 114 kb
7. Gabrielle- Oh, no! That's not necessary! 27 kb
8. Gabrielle- Come on, warrior princess! Take that! (ow!) 70 kb
9. Gabrielle- I know what the plan is! You're trying to drive me INSANE!!! 47 kb
10. Gabrielle- But how do I know that you're the real Xena? Joxer: Yeah, how do we know you're the real Xena? [chakram sounds] Hellooo Xena! 217 kb
11. Gabrielle- Hey Meg, learn to read so I can write to you. 30 kb
12. Joxer- Ha ha ha ha. You still don't know who you're dealing with, do you? Don't make me hurt you. 48 kb
13. Joxer- You're a very lucky man. 56 kb
14. Joxer- Oh, this is madness! Do you really think a different dress will weaken my manly resolve? You're right! (meows) 154 kb
15. Joxer- Xena's kind of unpredictable, isn't she? Gab: You're telling me! 42 kb
16. Joxer- He and Gab discuss Xena's type... 191 kb
17. Joxer- But don't worry, I'm prepared to do the honorable thing. Gab: Leave? No, marry her! We could all travel around together. Xena and I could be like a father and mother to you. Gab: Guards! Please! You have to get me out of here! 161 kb
18. Joxer- You're mad, you devil. Oh Joxer why should you deny yourself to these needy women? 77 kb
19. Joxer- Oh, don't worry Xena, I got just what you need, and plenty of it, too! 114 kb
20. Joxer- Wait wait wait... How am I supposed to know who the real Diana is? Xena: Well if you come across a woman and she looks exactly like me and she displays any interest in you whatsoever as a man, that's the bad one. She is bad! Real bad... 203 kb
21. Joxer- That's ok, I've been keeping an eye out for you for the fake Diana. Xena: Her name's Meg Meg, huh? That's a pretty name... Xena: You're not falling for her are you? Well, I've seen a different side of her Xena: I'll bet you have. 156 kb
22. Joxer- Ha! Xena! Let's take the baby! 33 kb
23. Meg- Guard! Throw this big mouthed idiot in the dungeon. 128 kb
24. Meg- Ain't you ever heard of knocking? 22 kb
25. Meg- Hey, that's no way to treat a Warrior Princess... 21 kb
26. Meg- Aggie: You're useful to me only if you're a convincing thespian You never said nothing about no kinky stuff! 79 kb
27. Meg- What? The irritating blonde? I can't see how Xena can put up with her. 61 kb
28. Meg- Don't worry, I'll fix it. 15 kb
29. Meg- Aw, look, you broke it! 21 kb
30. Meg- Discussion of burning splinters... 338 kb
31. Meg- The name's Xena. And that's Xena with a capital "Z". 74 kb
32. Meg- Guard! It's all right, he's with me... 38 kb
33. Meg- What are you talking about? Listen, Xena, I told a bar room full of guys how intimate you and I got! Well, there's nothing wrong with a little publicity. 87 kb
34. Meg- Look, don't listent to anything Gabrielle says, I'm seriously considering having her executed. 72 kb
35. Meg- I need your sword in my service right now! 31 kb
36. Meg- What a lovely man! 25 kb
37. Meg- It was just an honest mistake... 25 kb
38. Meg- The bottles of beer song 170 kb
39. Meg- Yeah, a little more cleavage couldn't hurt. 26 kb
40. Meg- Eat some fruit, baby!!! 19 kb
41. Meg- My father died in childbirth. Gab: Your father died in childbirth? Yeah, he got drunk and fell off the roof while I was being born. 114 kb
42. Meg- King: You look so like my daughter, it's remarkable Yes, three women look so much alike, and yet inside so different. One's a warrior, one's a princess.... one's a tramp. 204 kb
43. Meg- Hold it right there. In the blink of an eye I can split the skull of anyone who moves with my trusty.... shamrock! 144 kb
44. Meg- Well, I'm about as spicy as you can get! 29 kb
45. Xena- Well, I take it you're not looking for a kiss. No, I want your heart. You're not my type... 94 kb
46. Xena- Are you suicidal? 34 kb
47. Xena- Let's go. 10 kb
48. Xena- And you know, maybe if you take me along then we can relax a little later on... 60 kb
49. Xena- No, but if I have to listen to you two blabber anymore, somebody's going to end up seriously dead. 67 kb
50. Xena- Hey boys! Let's toy with the brat a while. 51 kb
51. Xena- Joxer: Hi Xena Sorry Joxer, just a habit. 46 kb
52. Xena- Joxer: Hey, listen, I think she's just a victim of circumstance. She'll be a victim of some more circumstances when I get my hands on her. 62 kb
53. Xena- This is not a competition. 18 kb
54. Xena- C'mon idiot! Joxer: The name's Joxer!! 27 kb
55. Xena- Heeeeeeya! Guess which one I am? 68 kb

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