Sounds from The Furies

1. Alecto- What will it be? Persecution, or madness? 139 kb
2. Alecto- Hear me gods and goddesses. Xena, Warrior Princess committed a terrible crime. She will be punished by persecution and madness. 444 kb
3. Alecto- Oh, demons of the soul, over Xena's reason roll, replace sanity's sweet illusion with the poison of delusion, to Xena's head do not be kind, for it's your job to make her lose her mind. 633 kb
4. Alecto- What are you afraid of, Ares? 49 kb
5. Alecto- Zeus and the other gods will hear about this betrayal of a sacred trust. 180 kb
6. Ares- I came here on business, Alecto. Alecto: I know, Xena. You're obsessed with her. 275 kb
7. Ares- I want a judgement! Now! 166 kb
8. Ares- I'd be most appreciative. 129 kb
9. Ares- Cool! 31 kb
10. Ares- Xena, what are you doing? 128 kb
11. Ares- Now, do it! 28 kb
12. Ares- They'll see it, it's a god thing. 174 kb
13. Ares- Furies, hear me! I, Ares, God of War demand your presence at this act of redemption. 413 kb
14. Ares- She killed your father. You have to avenge his death or the furies will torment you for eternity. Yada, yada, yada, go. 251 kb
15. Ares- If you've noticed, she is crazy. 89 kb
16. Ares- This is nonsense. 62 kb
17. Ares- I still don't get what you see in her! 120 kb
18. Cyrene- Gabrielle, do you think that Xena, even in this state, could kill her mother? What? I killed Xena's father. 480 kb
19. Cyrene- The night Xena was conceived my husband came home unexpectedly from war. 360 kb
20. Furies- The Furies Music. 3,810 kb
21. Gabrielle- Ah, you're afraid. 61 kb
22. Gabrielle- Xena, who are we kidding here? Every day of your life is a roll of the die. 189 kb
23. Gabrielle- Good point. 41 kb
24. Gabrielle- Okay. 46 kb
25. Gabrielle- Will you do it for me? Please? Xena: Okay. 302 kb
26. Gabrielle- Xena, what have they done? Xena: What have they done? Can't you see the women and children? They've crucified the women and children! 435 kb
27. Gabrielle- Don't! 36 kb
28. Gabrielle- Xena, it won't do any good! 106 kb
29. Gabrielle- The legends say, that Ares takes the form of his warriors and he visits their wives while they're away at battle. 382 kb
30. Xena- You call that winning? 70 kb
31. Xena- Oh please? 41 kb
32. Xena- Out for a morning hunt? 90 kb
33. Xena- You know fellahs, there are less painful ways of making a dinar, but, if you insist.... 327 kb
34. Xena- I didn't mean to do that. 55 kb
35. Xena- I love the smell of warrior sweat in the morning. 136 kb
36. Xena- This thing is great. And to think I've only been using it all these years as a weapon. 184 kb
37. Xena- Alley oop, Argo! 43 kb
38. Xena- Hey, I like this. I can see where I've been! 168 kb
39. Xena- Well, you know how I am when I miss breakfast. 114 kb
40. Xena- Go horsey! Yee-haa! 251 kb
41. Xena- I've come to take retribution! I've come to take retribution in flames! 316 kb
42. Xena- I'm in trouble, aren't I Gabrielle? 116 kb
43. Xena- Well, if it's my head you want then take it, 'cause frankly, it's driving me crazy. 177 kb
44. Xena- So, mama killed papa. 115 kb
45. Xena- Did you know that sanity is just a veil that the gods throw over our eyes to stop us from seeing the truth? Cyrene: What is the truth, Xena? It's that life is a joke, it's a bar room joke at that. And you know what the punch line is? The punch line is, that no matter what we do, we still end up as food for the worms. 1,093 kb ( 28.8 RealAudio version and 56.6 RealAudio version)
46. Xena- I leave you to entertain the gods, I am retiring from the stage. 209 kb
47. Xena- I am a lunatic with lethal combat skills. If I stay around here much longer some innocent people are going to get killed. I'm doing them a favor. 541 kb
48. Xena- I must be crazy. You're beginning to make sense. 100 kb
49. Xena- I'm crazy, I'm not stupid! 95 kb
50. Xena- Tell me mother, when you and daddy were rolling around like a pair of crazed weasels, was it good? 265 kb
51. Xena- Let's get this over with. 56 kb
52. Xena- Sometimes that is the only way to shut her up. 129 kb
53. Xena- Why am I doing this? 70 kb
54. Xena- But how could she kill my father when my father is very much alive, right daddy? 313 kb
55. Xena- Yeah, I'm completely out of my gourd and I might cut mama up later just for fun, but not because she killed my father. 237 kb
56. Xena- Do the bard thing! 89 kb
57. Xena- Had you going there, didn't I? 68 kb
58. Xena- 'Cause he knows that I'm half god and all crazy! 148 kb
59. Xena- I'm going to use you as a shield Gabrielle. 71 kb
60. Xena- I win! 34 kb
61. Xena- I knew you were going to say that. 86 kb

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