- Apex- As you can see, we have a long tradition of making innocuous blue eyed blondes our queen. 275 kb
- Apex- Without further ado, may I present Lady Gabrielle. 324 kb
- Apex-Congratulations, your deadness. 110 kb
- Apex- Xena! Sorry to start without you. 219 kb
- Gabrielle- Okay, I can see it's not your thing. Xena: Look, if you wanta browse, haggle, and squander go ahead. I'll meet you in the tavern. 171 kb
- Gabrielle- Look, my best friend is Xena, Warrior Princess and she is not going to like this forced wedding thing, if you get my drift. 292 kb
- Gabrielle- But I know perfectly well how to act like a lady. 129 kb
- Gabrielle- I can't, I won't, you can't make me. Servant: Hungry, my queen? Gabrielle: Well, a couple of grapes.... 258 kb
- Gabrielle- I'm coming out. 56 kb
- Gabrielle- I can't marry the king because my heart belongs to another. And even though I can't be with them now, I'm not ready to be with anyone else. 331 kb
- Gabrielle- It's not you it's me. I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. Which is probably better for you anyway because all the men I get serious about seem to wind up dead. 388 kb
- Gabrielle- You know, he is kind of attractive when he's not kidnapping me. Vidalis: I agree. 248 kb
- Gabrielle- What about that royal wave thing, huh? Xena: Oh yeah, and two hands, check it out. 229 kb
- Palamon- That's my staff. Xena: No it's not, it belongs to a friend of mine. 221 kb
- Palamon- That irritating little blonde? She won't be needing it anymore. Xena: And why not? Palamon: Because I killed her, Xena...and now I'm gonna kill you. 1,077 kb
- Palamon- C'mon, Xena. Don't hold back, or are you afraid of me, hm? It's understandable. I don't have a soft spot for you like Draco did, and I'm not out of control like Callisto. 600 kb
- Palamon- I wanna be known as the man who killed Xena in a fair fight. Face to face. 232 kb
- Palamon- Tell everyone! Palamon called Xena's bluff. 213 kb
- Palamon- What's the matter, Xena? Battle fatigue? Xena: You wish. 197 kb
- Palamon- Now, where were we? 140 kb
- Palamon- What are you doing? Are you crazy? Xena: No, but I am in a hurry and I need you to be my eyes. Palamon: Forget it! 246 kb
- Palamon- Well, if I were you I'd be headed for Athens. Xena: Well you are not me. I've gotta save my friend. Palamon: Well that must be some friend. 353 kb
- Palamon- Hey, that's great! You gotta teach me...Xena: Shhh... Palamon: Nice catch. 517 kb
- Palamon- Is your friend really worth all this? Xena: I'd give my life to save her. 171 kb
- Palamon- I said I could learn something from you and I did. Xena: Oh? Palamon: That you are who you pretend to be. So you'd better pretend to be something you can live with. 517 kb
- Vidalis- I don't respond well to threats. However, actual pain can be quite persuasive. 402 kb
- Vidalis- Leather, huh? Bold choice. 115 kb
- Vidalis- I think I might follow him and see if he needs a sidekick. Gabrielle: You know, it's pretty good work if you can get it. 340 kb
- Vidalis- Gabrielle, you are a great lady. Gabrielle: Thank you, Vidal. 302 kb
- Xena- You haven't got the killer instinct. Palamon: Hey, don't kid yourself. 265 kb
- Xena- I don't think you quite understand. I've cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You're going to die a very ugly death unless you start talking. 428 kb
- Xena- I'm not letting you out of my sight until I find Gabrielle. 166 kb
- Xena- Don't flatter yourself. Young thugs like you are a dinar a dozen. 244 kb
- Xena- You kidnapped Gabrielle for money? 94 kb
- Xena- Oh, no. The easy thing would be killing you right now. 220 kb
- Xena- Is there a problem? Palamon: You tell me. 151 kb
- Xena- Stop it! Don't even think about it. 127 kb
- Xena- There's no reason for both of us to die. 101 kb
- Xena- Those aren't pleasant memories for me and I don't like you talking about them as though they were. Palamon: What do you mean? You were brilliant, my only hope is that someday I'll be half as good. And I'm the one who's supposed to be blind... 646 kb
- Xena- Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are. 236 kb
- Xena- Careful, Palamon. It's beginning to sound as though you might care. 169 kb
- Xena- Now that's a sight for sore eyes. 94 kb
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