Altared States

Altared States

  1. Gabrielle and Xena- Gab: How was that? Xena: Very good. You're getting the hang of it. Gab: Really? Xena: C'mon Gabrielle you've been wanting to do this for ages. Just reach under this rock, give it your best shot. Gab: OK... I did it! I did it! 1,789 kb
  2. Gabrielle- ...the soldiers burst out of the wooden horse surprising everyone. And then the Trojans turned into growling lions with blood dripping from their lips. And then the Greeks they brought in an army of oh, firebreathing ten-headed Hydras. This is very interesting isn't it, right? Icas: Yeah right. Gab: You haven't heard a word I said have you. Icas: Sorry 1,489 kb
  3. Gabrielle- Is this nutbread? Ah, yum. I haven't had this since I was home. Icas: Help yourself. I'm not hungry. Gab: Oh no I couldn't. Well if you're sure.... you don't know what your missing... 657 kb
  4. Gabrielle- I'm great. I can't see but I'm good. Xena: Try using both eyes. Gab: Oh, oh yeah that's better. Xena: Think you can stand? Gab: You mean I'm not? Xena: Come on. 702 kb
  5. Gabrielle- My god! Xena: You are beautiful! 323 kb
  6. Gabrielle- (Xena: Have I made myself clear?) No. You're a little fuzzy around the edges so you keep trying, you'll get there. 485 kb
  7. Gabrielle- And I want everyone this side of the cave... we're going to keep working 'til we get it right! And I've got all day, so let's start from the top! Are you ready? You, you're a tenor get away from the sopranos. You! You're standing like a stone, hold on... 649 kb
  8. Gabrielle- (Mother: Yes, yes who's there?) You don't know me, I'm looking for a woman named Xena, Warrior Princess. (door opens) Oww.. 600 kb
  9. Gabrielle- (Xena: What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave.) I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you. Xena: The rock spoke to you? Gab: Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood... 582 kb
  10. Gabrielle- Did I hurt you? Xena: No, no, loving every moment of it. 302 kb
  11. Xena- Did your mother ever teach you it's rude to stare? 270 kb
  12. Xena- Call it my maternal instinct 95 kb
  13. Xena- (Gab: Ok, now what?) Now for the fun part. 248 kb
  14. Xena- Go ahead, climb up my body 140 kb


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