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Gabby, where's your sports bra?

By Lava-lamp

(As sung to 'Donald where's your trousers?)

Well it all started off in India,
It was the last we saw of the green sports bra,
But our Gab looked kinda sexy a la Titarca,
Gabby, where's your sports bra?

We were so used to seeing you like that,
With your staff in your hand, and quill in saddle bag,
Is the yellow thing in?, will the green thing come back?
Gabby, where's your sports bra?

With Xena in her leathers fighting bad guys to and fro,
With the staff disregarded, did the hair have to go?,
Can you really brain a bad guy with that smoke that you blow?,
Gabby, where's your sports bra?

In all honesty, I think Xenites can say,
When's the SB coming back?, we can't wait for the day,
And the re-syndication of the episode The Way,
Gabby, where's your sports bra,
Oh Gabby, where's your sports bra?.

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