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The Amazons

By Lava-lamp

(As sung to 'the Monkeys' Theme Tune)

Here we come
Flying through the trees
Giving a good beating
To every stranger we meet

Hey hey we're the Amazons
People say we're outta our heads
But we're just a bunch of girlies
Who like other girlies in our beds!

Gabby-Gabs is our queenie
Xena is her very good friend
We all know they're making out like rabbits
Coz us girls started off the trend!

Hey hey we're the Amazons
We wear really freaky masks
Fighting and yelling is one thing
But we specialise in the lovin' task

We're sex mad in fan-fic
We're always having a lesbian bash
Making love to women
Drinking our brains out for cash!

Hey hey we're the Amazons
We really should be in more eps
We all fancy Xena and Gabs like crazy
Gods, have you seen their biceps?....

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