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HAND ON MY CHAKRAM
Written by William King (williamking@aol.com)

Based upon Alanis Morissette's song "Hand in my Pocket."

I'm tall but I'm sexy
I'm tough but I'm kind
I'm dark but I'm helpful, yeah
I'm strong but I'm puny
I'm tense but I'm really loose
I'm alert but I'm flustered, baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand on my chakram
And the other one is carryin' a sword

I feel lit but I'm murky
I'm straight but I'm gay
I'm strange but I'm simple, yeah
I fight but I'm healing
I'm bad but I'm really good
I'm skilled but I'm learning, baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand on my chakram
And the other one is punchin' a warlord

(Interlude)

What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand on my chakram
And the other one is snatchin' the arrows

I'm calm but I'm rowdy
I'm brave but unscathed
I'm distraught but attentive, baby
I'm firm but I'm gentle
I'm well-known but alone
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby

What it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand on my chakram
And the other one sewin' up a wound

What it all come down to my friends, yeah
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand on my chakram
And the other one is carryin' a torch


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