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An Ancient Greek Christmas Carol
by GorJusWarlords roasting on an open fire Gabby beating at your nose Joxer's song being sung by a choir And from Xena's mouth, fire blows Everybody knows Some nutbread and some special wine Help to make the girls feel right Callisto's sword being plunged in your side will make it hard to sleep tonight. You know that Salmoneus is on his way with some magic drink for which you'll have to pay. And then Autolycus, at least for a while until he steals something, is going to make you smile And so I offer you this good advice From Aphrodite to Cupid and Ares too Although you've tried many times many ways, Xena and Gabrielle are on to you.