An Ancient Greek Christmas Carol

An Ancient Greek Christmas Carol

by GorJus

Warlords roasting on an open fire

Gabby beating at your nose

Joxer's song being sung by a choir

And from Xena's mouth, fire blows

Everybody knows

Some nutbread and some special wine

Help to make the girls feel right

Callisto's sword being plunged in your side

will make it hard to sleep tonight.

You know that Salmoneus is on his way

with some magic drink for which you'll have to pay.

And then Autolycus, at least for a while

until he steals something, is going to make you smile

And so I offer you this good advice

From Aphrodite to Cupid and Ares too

Although you've tried many times many ways,

Xena and Gabrielle are on to you.