Xena Wonderland




This is to be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland; begins with chorus:





Orpheus sings and plays the lyre,


Joxer's roasting on the fire,


So come out and play,


Bring Argo some hay,


Walkin' in a Xena wonderland!





(second chorus):


Of Gabby's tales you never tire,


Bacchus roasting on the fire,


Keep Ares away,


Be NICE and be gay,


Walkin' in a Xena wonderland!





All the stores have loads of Xena dollies,


And dart boards bearing pics of Reverend Rose,


You buy a ton of each, exclaiming "Golly!"


Then rush right home and rip off Xena's clothes.





(repeat second chorus)





You send a quick e-mail to Potedia,


While the nut bread bakes so moist and brown,


You folks call you, say they have no idea,


If chakrams are illegal in their town.





Orpheus sings and plays the lyre,


Joxer's roasting on the fire,


Some come out and play,


Bring Tilly some hay,


Walkin' in a Xena wonderland..


Keep Ares at bay,


Be NICE and be gay,


Walkin' in a Xena wonderland...





Walkin' in a Xena wonderland...








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