Xena's Iron Chakram

Xena's Iron Chakram *

Xena, the warrior, ever set for glory or
Deeds of bravery--
Trying to right all of her past wrongs, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Callisto-- what a mug! and her ruthless band of thugs
Ride into the square--
Hoping to kill women and children oh, oh, oh, oh.
But as she gets them ready to strike,
A sound comes from behind--
Whoosh! Whoosh! Xena's Iron Chakram flew all around their heads--
Whoosh! Whoosh! Xena's Iron Chakram made sure that they were dead.

Back in town again, warlords all around again--
Xena gets annoyed--
Hoping to prevent an untidy me-e-e-ess.
Xena's sidekick, Gab, says, "Oh, let me take a stab
At saving the day--"
But she's captured by the bad wardlords, oh, oh, oh, oh.
As their attention's shifted away,
Xena sneaks up from behind--
Whoosh! Whoosh! Xena's Iron Chakram flew all around their heads--
Whoosh! Whoosh! Xena's Iron Chakram made sure that they were dead!

PC's acting up; Winsock dialler's backing up--
Netscape's on the blink--
Making it oh, so hard to network, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Disk drive jams again.
Server's on the lam again.
Forum's packed with fans--
Making all attempts to reply so slow- oh, oh, oh.
Before we know what's happening next,
A noise comes from beyond--
Whoosh! Whoosh! Xena's Iron Chakram flew 'round the disk drive heads--
Whoosh! Whoosh! Xena's Iron Chakram made sure that they were dead!

Iron Chakram gal!

*With apologies to Lennon and McCartney's "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

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