Holiday Parodies

by JettX and DangerChick
EpnEph@aol.com

     It seems that the holiday tunes don't bother me as much this


year...perhaps it's because my little mind is doing what it can to Xenatize


them.  Okay, I know it's short and silly, but I just do what the voices in my


head tell me...  Oh, and DangerChick contributed the verse...





sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'





Dashing through the hills,


Of ancient Auck...uh Greece,


Fight with sword and gills


All in the name of peace.


Tell a tale or two


For nut bread and some cheese


You might meet some Amazons


Or even Hercules





Gabby thrills,


Xena kills, 


And they save the day.


And everyone who loves them so, 


screams 'Joxer, go away'        O





Xena's thighs,


Gabby sighs,


'Please go all the way'


Oh what fun it is to think 


Of our sheros in the hay!








And though I know only this little bit, a friend suggested I take on the


Dreidel Song...





Xena, Xena, Xena


We all await the day


When you and Gabby get to


Roll naked in the hay.





     I don't really have thing about hay, it's just that it's a good rhyming


word.  And I like Argo, and Argo likes hay, thus...well I guess I do have a


thing about hay.





  ;-) JettX








"That's Xena, with a capital Z!"  


                           Meg-WPT

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