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- Buffy- Oh great. A book. 79 kb
- Buffy- Ok, that's it. You have a secret and that's not allowed.
Willow: Why not?
'Cause... there's a rule. 245 kb
- Buffy- You are a thing of evil for not telling me this right away. 132 kb
- Buffy- Does he go here? What's his name? Have you kissed him? What's he like?
Willow: No, Malcolm, no, and very nice. 232 kb
- Buffy- So you've been seeing a guy and you don't know what he looks like. Ok, it's a puzzle. No wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice? 376 kb
- Buffy- She certainly looks perky.
Xander: Yeah, a color in the cheeks, a bounce in the step, I don't like it. It's not healthy. 304 kb
- Buffy- This guy could be anybody, he could be weird or crazy or old, or he could be a circus freak-- he's probably a circus freak!! ... Willow, axe-murdered by a circus freak! 746 kb
- Buffy- ... I just want you to be sure. Meet him face to face. In daylight, in a crowded place, with some friends. You know, before you become all... obsessive. 546 kb
- Buffy- I mean, what if you guys get really, really intense and you find out that he has... a hairy back?
Willow: No, he doesn't talk like somebody who would have a hairy back. 519 kb
- Buffy- Well, you're a computer geek--genius, and I sorta have a technical problem. 197 kb
- Buffy- Besides, I can just tell something's wrong. My spider sense is tingling.
Giles: Your spider sense?
Pop culture reference, sorry. 365 kb
- Buffy- Tell me the truth, how's my hair?
Xander: It's great, it's your best hair ever.
Oh, yes. 348 kb
- Buffy- He's gone binary on us. 67 kb
- - ... access launch codes for our nuclear missles.
Giles: Destroy the world's economy.
I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missle thing.
Giles: You're right, yours was best. 923 kb
- Buffy- Take your best shot. 54 kb
- Ms. Calendar- Oh, I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th century, with three whole years to spare! 258 kb
- Ms. Calendar- You know over the last two years, more e-mail was sent than regular mail, more digitized information went across phone lines than coversations.
Giles: That is a fact I regard with genuine horror.
I bet it is. 531 kb
- Ms. Calendar- You're a snob.
Giles: I am no such thing.
Oh, you are a big snob! 182 kb
- Ms. Calendar- You're here again? You kids really dig the library, don't ya?
Buffy: We're literary.
Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.
Buffy: We'll be going now
Giles: We'll continue this conversation at another time.
Buffy: I think we're done. "Our speaking English is good?!"
Xander: I panicked, ok? 696 kb
- Ms. Calendar- ...I don't have that kind of power. Technopagan is the term. 328 kb
- Ms. Calendar- Well, look who's here. Welcome to my world. You scared?
Giles: I'm remaining calm, thank you. 364 kb
- Ms. Calendar- Well, you really are an old-fashioned boy, aren't you?
Giles: Well, I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear.
That's not where I dangle it. 464 kb
- Fritz- The printed page is obsolete. Information isn't bound up anymore, it's an entity! The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive.
Ms. Calendar: Thank you, Fritz, for making us all sound like crazy people. 762 kb
- Fritz- New project.
Ms. Calendar: Ooo, will I be excited?
You'll die. 201 kb
- Fritz- I'm jacked in... I'm jacked in... I'm jacked in. 375 kb
- Giles- When I've examined it, you can skin it.
Ms. Calendar: Scan it, Rupert, that's "scan it."
Of course. 387 kb
- Giles- ...I happen to believe that one can survive in modern society without being a slave to the idiot box.
Ms. Calendar: That's tv, the idiot box is TV. This is the good box. 683 kb
- Giles- Things involved with a computer fill me with a child-like terror. 153 kb
- Giles- These musty old books have a great deal more to say than any of your fabulous web pages. 212 kb
- Giles- I'm just going to stay and clean up a little, I'll be back in the middle ages.
Ms. Calendar: Did you ever leave? 247 kb
- Giles- Well it's been so nice talking to you.
Ms. Calendar: We were fighting.
We must do it again sometime. Bye now. 367 kb
- Giles- Does this look familiar to either of you?
Buffy: Yeah, sure, it looks like a book.
Xander: I knew that one. 260 kb
- Giles- In the Dark Ages souls of demons were sometimes trapped in certain volumes. They remained locked within the book, harmless, unless the pages were read aloud. 424 kb
- Giles- Unless I'm mistaken this is Moloch the Corruptor, a very deadly and seductive demon. He draws people to him with promises of love, power, knowledge. He preys on impressionable minds. 517 kb
- Giles- Thank you for coming, I need your help. 162 kb
- Giles- There's a demon in the Internet. 52 kb
- Giles- Couldn't you just stop Moloch by entering some computer virus?
Ms. Calendar: You've seen too many movies. 285 kb
- Giles- By the power of the circle of Kayless I command you... Kayless iwth a "K". 340 kb
- Moloch- His big Italian opening speech 497 kb
- Moloch- I've never felt this way about anyone before, Willow. 176 kb
- Moloch- I've shown you a new world, Dave. Knowledge, power, I can give you everything. All I want is your love. 338 kb
- Moloch- Right now, a man in Bejing is transferring money to a Swiss bank account for a contract on his mother's life. Good for him! 409 kb
- Random teen- This isn't my report--"Nazi Germany Was a Model of a Well-Ordered Society"? I didn't write that, who's been on my files? 374 kb
- Willow's computer- You have mail. 56 kb
- Willow- Xander, do you want to stay and help me?
Xander: Are you kidding?
Yes, it was a joke I made up. 296 kb
- Willow- I met him online.
Buffy: On line for what? Oh. 251 kb
- Willow- I'm thinking of you too--no that's incredibly stupid! 207 kb
- Willow- The one boy that's really liked me, and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?
Buffy: Doesn't say anything about you... did you forget, the one boy that I had the hots for since I moved here turned out to be a vampire.
Xander: Right, and the teacher I had a crush on--giant praying manits... Yeah, it's life on the Hellmouth.
Buffy: Let's face it, none of us are ever going to have a happy, normal relationship.
Xander: We're doomed. [laugh] 1,449 kb
- Xander- Guess who?
Willow: Xander?
Yeah, but keep guessing anyway.
Willow: Xander.
Ah, I can't fool you, you see right through my petty charade. 408 kb
- Xander- You're going to be missing out, I'm planning to be witty. I'm going to make fun of all the people who won't talk to me.
Willow: That's nice, have a good time. 267 kb
- Xander- So, are you going to the Bronze tonight? Oh, probably not, you probably have some Vampire slaying or some lame endeavor like that, don't you? Everyone deserts me. 374 kb
- Xander- What, I can't have information sometimes?
Giles: It's just somewhat unprecedented. 213 kb
- Xander- Ok, for those of us in our studio audience who are me... 120 kb
- Xander- Hey, I got to hit someone! 89 kb
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