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1. Amy: All right you wanna fry a witch? I'll give you a witch. Goddess Hecate work thy will.
   Buffy: Uh, oh.
   Amy: Before thee let the unclean thing crawl. *poof* 494 KB
2. Buffy: I'm sorry that you had to see this. But I promise that everthing is gonna be ok.
   Joyce: How? Buffy: Because I am gonna find whatever did it. 192 KB
3. Buffy: Mom, I hate that these people scared you so much, and I know that you're just trying to help, but you have to let me handle this. Its what I do. 334 KB
4. Buffy: Someone with a soul did this?
   Giles: I'm afraid so.
   Buffy: While you're looking for the meaning of that symbol thingie could you also find a loophole in that "Slayers don't kill people" rule? 231 KB
5. Buffy: I have to go on one of my pointless patrols and react to some vampires. If that's all right with MOO. And nice acronym Mom. 519 KB
6. Buffy: Mom, you don't want this.
   Joyce: Since when does it matter what I want? I wanted a normal, happy daughter. Instead I got a Slayer. 151 KB
7. Buffy: OK, maybe I don't have a plan. Lord knows I don't have lapel buttons.
   Joyce: Buffy.
   Buffy: And maybe next time that the world is getting sucked into Hell I won't be able to stop it because the anti-hellsucking book isn't on the approved reading list.
   Joyce: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put down...
   Buffy: Well you did. 711 KB
8. Buffy: This hall is about school. And you're about home. Mix them and my world dissolves. 131 KB
9. Buffy: Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
   Joyce: I'm sorry Buffy.
   Buffy: Mom, look at me. You love me. You're not gonna be able to live with yourself if you do this!
   Joyce: You earned this. You toyed with unnatural forces. What kind of mother would I be if I didn't punish you? 432 KB
10. Buffy: My Mom said some things to me about being the Slayer. That its fruitless. No fruit from Buffy. 157 KB
11. Buffy: The bad keeps coming back. And getting stronger. Like the kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
    Angel: Dike. Its another word for dam.
    Buffy: Oh. OK that story makes a lot more sense now. 317 KB
12. Buffy: She couldn't do us first?! 70 KB
13. Buffy: Did I get it? Did I get it? 151 KB
14. Buffy: Maybe we should get her one of those wheel thingies. 106 KB
15. Cordelia: Oww! You caught hair with that. God you really were the little youthful offender weren't you? You must just look back on that and cringe. 229 KB
16. Cordelia: How many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear one of these times you're gonna wake up in a coma.
    Giles: Wake up in a.....oh never mind. 370 KB
17. Cordelia: OK, I think I like the two little ones more than the one big one. 99 KB
18. Cordelia: You like that huh? How 'bout some more.
    Willow: Buffy I'm on fire!
    Buffy: Cordelia put out the fire! Cordelia: Oh right. 147 KB
19. Giles: Of course. It makes sense now.
    Buffy: Yeah its all falling into place now. Of course that place is nowhere near this place. 164 KB
20. Giles: We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
    Cordelia: Now, lets be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you. 192 KB
21. Giles: Drop the toadstone into the mixture.
    Cordelia: This? Well it doesn't look like a toad.
    Giles: No reason it should. Its from inside the toad.
    Cordelia: I hate you. 262 KB
22. Joyce: Is it a vampire?
    Buffy: Mom, what are you doing here?
    Joyce: I brought you a snack. I thought it was about time for me to come out and watch. You know. The slaying. 202 KB
23. Joyce: A cult. Like witches.
    Willow: Ahem, ahem. Sorry phlem. Too much dairy.
    Joyce: Oh I know you kids think that stuff's cool. Buffy told me you dabble. 285 KB
24. Joyce: Good honey kill 'im! Buffy fight sounds 198 KB
25. Joyce: Silence is this town's disease. For too long we've been plagued by unnatural evils. This isn't our town anymore. It belongs to the monsters, and the witches, and the Slayers. I say it's time for the grownups to take Sunnydale back. 530 KB
26. Joyce: This has been so trying. You've been such a champ.
    Sheila: Oh, you too Joyce.
    Joyce: We should stay close, have lunch.
    Sheila: Oh I'd like that. How nice.
    Amy: Oh, you can't be serious!
    Buffy: Mom don't! 273 KB
27. Oz: We're here to save you. 68 KB
28. Sheila: There's a rumor going around Mr. Giles.
    Giles: Rumor? About us? I, uh, um, what? 140 KB
29. Sheila: Get your coat its chilly out.
    Willow: Go? Go where?
    Sheila: I said get your coat witch! 114 KB
30. Snyder: Lift a finger against me and you'll have to answer to MOO.
    Buffy: Answer to MOO? Did that sentence just make some sense that I'm not in on? 188 KB
31. Willow: I'm a rebel. I'm having a rebellion.
    Sheila: Willow honey you don't need to act out like this to prove your specialness.
    Willow: No, I'm not acting out. I'm a witch! I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements. OK two, but four soon. And I'm dating a musician.
    Sheila: Oh Willow.
    Willow: I worship Beelzebulb. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No because I sacrifice them!
    Sheila: Willow please!
    Willow: All bow before Satan.
    Sheila: I'm not listening to this.
    Willow: Prince of night I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!
    Sheila: That's enough! 880 KB
32. Willow: Its a really big power!
    Buffy:Yes! You will all be turned into vermin! And some of you will be fish! Yeah, you in the back, will be fish! 247 KB
33. Willow: Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me, Willow group. 196 KB
34. Willow: You've seen what we can do. Another step and you will all feel my power! Buffy: What are you gonna do, float a pencil at 'em?
    Willow: It's a really big power! 239 KB
35. Willow: Diana-Hecate I hereby license thee to depart. Goddess of creatures great and small, I conjure thee to withdraw. 246 KB
36. Xander: Hey.
    Oz: Hey.
    Xander: So a burrito?
    Oz: This is a burrito.
    Xander: Damn strait. 209 KB
37. Xander: I'm gettin sick of the judgement. The inuendos. Is a man not innocent until proven guilty?
    Buffy: You are guilty. You got illicit smoochies. You're gonna have to pay the price. 420 KB
38. Xander: Frisky Watcher's chatroom. Why Giles! 150 KB
39. Xander: Oh, man its Nazi Germany and I have Playboys in my locker! 80 KB
40. Xander: What's with the grim? We're here to join you guys. No really. Why should you guys get to have all the fun? We wanna be part of the hate.
    Oz: Just so we're clear you guys know you're nuts right? 255 KB