G: "Rubber ducky, you're the one...you make bathtime lots of fun!"
X: Hey, I thought *I* made bathtime lots of fun!
Warriorcat
krystyne@gte.net

While sadly enough...I have neither the time nor resources to physically reward these people. each of these witty bards deserve much praise, so please take the time to email and congratulate them.

Allright Joxer...take off the duck hat and SLOOWLY hand me the washcloth.
(original post lost, please contact Jeanette at aolsen@cgocable.net if this was your post)

"Candlelight, poetry, a warm bath and a bed...Gabrielle, if it wasn't for the rubber ducky I'd say you were trying to seduce me..."
Xenameister
meister@u.arizona.edu

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the TV universe, tragedy strikes when Ernie is confronted by an angry two hundred foot tall blue sea god
wald@math.uchicago.edu

Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest, and look for a new contest in the following weeks!