Sounds from THE SIMPSONS

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1. Announcer- Announcer: "Enter the Collector." 23.2 kb
2. Collector- Collector: Oh, please... I'm not insane. I simply wish to take you back to my lair and make you my bride. 66 kb
3. Collector- Collector: Fear not, my syndicated sweetie. You'll be preserved in this mylart(?) pouch, forever remaining in... near mint condition, between Dr. Who and, of course, Yasmine Bleeth. 173 kb
4. Collector- Collector: Fear not, my syndicated sweetie. 39.1 kb
5. Collector- Collector: Here are some names you may call me on our wedding night... Obi Wan, Iron Man, Mr. Mix's (?) and, of course, big Papa Smurf. 97 kb
6. Collector- Collector: Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album. 99.5 kb
7. Collector- Collector: Stop... right... there! 12.6 kb
8. Collector- Collector: Goodnight, Wretch Dude and Slobber Girl! Sweet screams! Ha ha ha. I'm unbelievably amused. 138 kb
9. Collector- Collector: Goodnight, Wretch Dude and Slobber Girl! 38.4 kb
10. Collector- Collector: Sweet screams! 21.1 kb
11. Collector- Collector: Ha ha ha. I'm unbelievably amused. 35.5 kb
12. Collector- You tricked me, with a ruse so hackneyed it would make Stan Lee blush. 51.4 kb
13. Collector- Best... death... ever! 36.7 kb
14. Bart- Bart: Nope... looks normal. 12.6 kb
15. Bart- Bart: Wait a minute... 8.6 kb
16. Bart- Bart: Look at me! 11.6 kb
17. Bart- Bart: Hot, hot, hot... 13.4 kb
18. Bart- Bart: I must only use this power to annoy. 26.1 kb
19. Bart- Bart: Come on! 6.93 kb
20. Bart- Hey, phaser, phaser, phaser.... 56.2 kb
21. Bart- Bart: Wow! Thanks for saving us. 27.7 kb
22. Bart and Lisa- Bart: Check it out, Lisa! I'm Radioactive Man! Lisa: I don't think the real Radioactive Man wears a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it. Bart:He would on Halloween. 113 kb
23. Bart and Lisa- Lisa: Stretch Dude, help! Bart: Just a sec... 32.9 kb
24. Bart and Lisa- Bart... just let me drop and save yourself! Bart: What do you think I've been trying to do? 68.8 kb
25. Bart, Lisa, and Collector- Collector: Fear not, my syndicated sweetie. You'll be preserved in this mylart pouch, forever remaining in... near... mint condition between Dr. Who and, of course, Yasmine Bleeth. Lisa: I don't think so. Bart: I don't think so, either. Lisa: Your collecting days are over, Collector! 268 kb
26. Bart, Lisa, and Collector- Collector: Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album. Lisa: Strech Dude, help! Bart: Just a sec... Hey, phaser, phaser, phaser.... Collector: Neh neh... 300 kb
27. Bart, Lisa, and Poindexter- Poindexter: Un oh, radiation... duck and cover! Bart: Cool... Lisa: Bart! Poindexter: Oh, my God! Lisa! She's been crushed... and so have the hopes of our Matheletics team. Lisa: Hold the funeral, Poindexter. 215 kb
28. Bart and Poindexter- Poindexter: Un oh, radiation... duck and cover! Bart: Cool... 66 kb
29. Bart and Poindexter- Bart: Whoa, Lis... those X-rays must have given you super strength. Wonder if I got any powers? Nope... looks normal. Wait a minute... I can stretch! Look at me! OW! Hot, hot, hot... I must only use this power to annoy. Poindexter: Now, who can that be at this hour? Yes, yes... up, down, side to side, what's your point? OW!! Bart: Hahaha. 360 kb
30. Bart and Poindexter- Poindexter: What's your point? OW! Bart: Hahaha... 39.2 kb
31. Bart, Poindexter, Man, and Kid- Kid: Get in there, you stupid pillow case! Man: Stop it! You'll jam the machine. Poindexter: Uh-oh... radiation! Duck and cover. Bart: Cool... 147 kb
32. Homer- Homer: Geez, Marge! Tell the neighborhood... 25.8 kb
33. Homer and Marge- Marge: Remember... you're vulnerable to kryptonite. Homer: Geez, Marge... tell the neighborhood. 59 kb
34. Lisa- Lisa: Wait a minute... Xena can't fly! 29.1 kb
35. Marge- Marge: Remember... you're vulnerable to kryptonite. 34 kb
36. Poindexter- Poindexter: Un oh, radiation... duck and cover! 45.1 kb
37. Poindexter- (knock at door) Poindexter: Now, who could that be at this hour? 36.4 kb
38. Police Chief and Officer- Police chief: Well, well, well... if it isn't the cutest police officer in Springfield? Police officer: Hey... you know, we got feelings, too, Chief... Chief: Just drop your candy on the X-ray belt, Ralphie. There's a good boy. Safe, safe, razor blade, syringe... oh, white chocolate! 296 kb
39. Song- "Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" song. 260 kb
40. Song- Ending snippit of "Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" 37.1 kb
41. Song with Lisa, Officer, and Announcer- Bart, with these powers we can become superheros. Officer: Okay, so do it already. "Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" song. Announcer: Tonight's episode... "Enter the Collector." 353 kb
42. Xena- But I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates 55 kb
43. Xena- But I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates... Next question? 63.7 kb
44. Xena- Oh, must remove... my... breastplate. Maybe later... 142 kb
45. Xena- Xena: Help! 23.8 kb
46. Xena- Xena: Stick this in your tweezers! 22.7 kb
47. Xena- Xena: Oh, dear God! 17.8 kb
48. Xena- Xena: Come here, you... Xena needs xex. 46.8 kb
49. Xena- Xena's warcry. 21.9 kb
50. Xena- Xena: What a nerd... 18 kb
51. Xena, Bart, Homer, and Marge- Bart: Clobber Girl...? Thank you. Xena: Help! Bart: It's Xena! She's been kidnapped! Come on. Marge: Remember... you're vulnerable to kryptonite! Homer: Geez, Marge! Tell the neigborhood... 236 kb
52. Xena, Bart, and Lisa- Bart: Wow! Thanks for saving us. Xena: No problem. Now, let's get you kids home. Lisa: Wait a minute... Xena can't fly! Xena: I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless. Lisa: Oh. 177 kb
53. Xena and Collector- Xena: I'm not Xena! I'm an actress, you lunatic! Collector: Oh, please... I'm not insane. I simply wish to take you back to my lair and make you my bride. Xena: Oh, dear God! 112 kb
54. Xena and Collector- Care for a Rollo, sweet Xena? Alright, Collector... stick this in your tweezers! Xena: I'm not Xena! I'm an actress, you lunatic! Collector: Oh, please... I'm not insane. I simply wish to take you back to my lair and make you my bride. Xena: Oh, dear God! 193 kb
55. Xena and Collector- Soon those bratty butt-inskis will be encased in lucite for all eternity. While we're waiting, here's a list of names you may call me on out wedding night... ahem... Obi Wan, Iron Man, Mr. Mix's (?) and, of course... big Papa Smurf. Xena: What do you need me for? You could have your choice of any of the women in these bags. Collector: You would think so, but... no. Xena: Really? Well... I mean, maybe we are meant for each other. Growing up I was always tall for may age, and the other kids made fun of me. I... I always hoped for another misunderstood soul to share my pain. And, you could be that soul, Collector. Collector: Oh... Xena: Come here, you... Xena needs xex. Got your lips! Collector: You tricked me... with a ruse so hackneyed it'd make Stan Lee blush. Xena: Shut up! Collector: Ow! That hurts. 733 kb
56. Xena and Collector- Xena: What do you need me for? You could have your choice of any of the women in these bags. Collector: You would think so, but... no. Xena: Really? Well... I mean, maybe we are meant for each other. Growing up I was always tall for may age, and the other kids made fun of me. I... I always hoped for another misunderstood soul to share my pain. And, you could be that soul, Collector. Collector: Oh... Xena: Come here, you... Xena needs xex. Got your lips! 409 kb
57. Xena and Collector- Collector: Ahh ha! Not even Xena is a match for the limited edition double-edged light saber from Star Wars, Episode I... the Phantom Menace. Xena: You removed it from it's original packaging! Collector: No! It's no longer a collectible! Xena: What a nerd... Collector: Lucite... hardening... must end life in classic Lorne Greene pose, from Battle Star Gallactica. Best... death... ever! 422 kb
58. Xena and Man - Xena: But I'm sure once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. Next question? Man: Yes, over here. Hi... umm... hi. In Episode B-12 you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet, in the very next scene, my dear, you are clearly atop a winged Arabian. Please, do explain it? Xena: Ahh, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it. Man: I see. Alright, yes. But in Episode AG-4... Xena: Wizard! 319 kb
59. Xena, Man, and Collector- Xena: But I'm sure once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. Next question? Man: Yes, over here. Hi... umm... hi. In Episode B-12 you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet, in the very next scene, my dear, you are clearly atop a winged Arabian. Please, do explain it? Xena: Ahh, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it. Man: I see. Alright, yes. But in Episode AG-4... Xena: Wizard! Collector: I am the Collector! And I'm here to add you to my collection! Xena: Oh, must remove... my... breastplate. Maybe later... 554 kb