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Pete Venkman I'm getting a little tired of this. You volunteered, didn't you? We're paying you aren't we? Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to be giving me electric shocks! Effect? I tell you what the effect is! It's pissing me off! Well then maybe my theory is correct. You can keep the five bucks. I will, mister! Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? What has that got to do with anything? Back off man, I'm a scientist. Egon, your mucus. For whatever reasons Ray, call it fate, call it luck, call it karma, I believe that everything happens for a reason. I believe that we were destined to get thrown out of this dump... to go into business for ourselves. Janine, any calls?... Any messages?... Any customers?... Good job, isn't it? Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. Tell you what, I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out. I'll go check out Miss Barrett's apartment. Ok? What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut? No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve. That's gotta be some cockroach Bite your head off, man. Well, no sense worrying about it now Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. He slimed me. Nice shootin', Tex! Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh? We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! Tell him about the twinkie. What about the twinkie? I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people... Actually it's more a guideline than a rule. Is this true? Yes it's true. This man has no dick. This city is headed for a disaster of biblical porportions. What do you mean, biblical? .... dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions... of registered voters. Where are we? Looks like we're in the teens somewhere. Well when we get to 20 tell me, I'm going to throw up. Well, whatever it is it's got to get by us. Right. Go get her Ray! All right, this chick is toast!! Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

Ray Stantz Peter, at 1:40 pm at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, 10 people witnessed a free-floating full-torso vaporous apparition. It blew books off shelves from 20 feet away and scared the socks off of some poor librarian. Listen! You smell something? I think we better split up. ... Yeah, we can do more damage that way Oh, that wasn't such a chore, now was it? Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or the nearest convienient parallel dimension. That ought to do it, thanks very much Ray.

Egon Spengler Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores, molds and fungus There's something very important I forgot to tell you. What? Don't cross the streams Why? It would be bad. I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, bad? Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal... That's bad. Ok, important safety tip, thanks Egon. I'm worried Ray, it's getting crowded in there and all my recent data points to something big on the horizon. What do you mean big? Well, let's say this twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds. That's a big twinkie

Winston Zeddemore Do you believe in UFO's, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis? If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. Are we actually going to go before a federal judge and say that some moldy Babylonian god is going to drop in on Central Park West and start tearing up the city? Sumerian, not Babylonian. Yeah, big difference. No offence, but I gotta get my own lawyer. Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!! We have the tools, we have the talent. It's Miller Time!

Dana Barrett That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. What a crime. What's Gozer? Gozer was very big in Sumeria, big guy. Well what's he doing in my ice box? Are you the Keymaster? There is no Dana, only Zuul. What a lovely singing voice you must have!

Louis Tully I was just exercising. I taped 20 minute workout on my machine and played it back at high speed so it only took 10 minutes. I got a great workout. I'm giving this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You having a good time Mark? Gozer the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranii the traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Subs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you.

Janine Ghostbusters, what do you want?!

Music

Download the Ghostbusters theme song in mp3 format.

Quicktime Clips

These clips are at Voyager's laserdisc site. It's the same clip, the "He slimed me" scene, you just choose the size of the image you want to see, either the small or large viewing area.

ghostbusters.large.mov 3.7 megabytes 30 seconds long

ghostbusters.small.mov 1.6 megabytes 30 seconds long

Ghostbusters Links

• The Ghostbusters Homepage Bill Emkow's tribute to the film, a must-see.
• Venkman Blue's Real Ghostbusters Tribute Page A wealth of information about both the film Ghostbusters and the cartoon series The Real Ghostbusters
• Spook Central Bios, Trivia and more.
• Proton Charging a very well-designed page with information and files from both movies and the cartoon series.
• The Ghostbusters Homepage [Vost©k] Another epynonomous Ghostbusters web page with trivia and more.
• Netsolo's Ghostbusters Headquarters All kinds of information about Ghostbusters including news on the proposed third movie.
• The Ghostbusters International Network an organization for promoting Ghostbusters worldwide, with links to some of the most interesting Ghostbuster sights.
• Ghostbusters Hall of Fame
• Trendmasters: Extreme Ghostbusters See the Extreme Ghostbusters action figures
• The Real Ghostbusters Fan Page devoted to the cartoon Real Ghostbusters
• Real Ghostbusters Tote Board a place to communicate with other Ghostbusters fans, primarily devoted to the Real Ghostbusters cartoon.
• Real Ghostbusters' X-Files and Images a large page for the Real Ghostbusters cartoon.
• Ghostbusters 3-d A Ghostbusters game for Quake is being built, drop by this page to find out more.
• Ghostbusters at the Internet Movie Database
• Ghostbusting: Online