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Sturm und Drang
By Unco
sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
(Chorus) Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang Trauma sure abounds Just so Xen and Gabrielle Can spar a couple rounds Oh Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang Angst and grief for days Painful plot twists whooshed me from My warrior princess haze
One season ago My gals were doing fine I loved to watch the show I hung on every line On this year, I'm not keen The writers must have "block" They've tortured Gabrielle and Xen And turned my show to schlock
Oh Sturm und drang, Sturm und drang Angst and grief for days Painful plot twists whooshed me from My warrior princess haze OH Sturm und drang, Sturm und drang Angst and grief for days Writers, let my favorite gals Go back to their old ways It seems the Xenaverse Is stuck in Germany 'Cause recent plots traverse The 18th century That dark artistic blur I do not mean to gripe But how much more must I endure Of this teutonic tripe Oh Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang Trauma sure abounds All so Gabs and Xena there Can spar a couple rounds Oh Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang Angst and grief for days Writers, let my favorite gals Go back to their old ways
