The Warlord's Dilemma Or Xena Must Die

The Warlords' Dilemma

Xena Must Die

Just to prove how affected by Xenamania I am, I just spent 37 furkin' bucks
to purchase the Jesus Christ Superstar CD (Actually, it was money well spent), in order to refresh my memory of the lyrics to "Jesus Must Die," from which this poem/song was
plagiar--er-- inspired.

What can we do about
Xena's conversion?
How can we stop her from
Making us fools?

We need to find us
A final solution,
And stop all the people
>From saying, "She rules!"

What is happening to us?
She's gaining support now;
We're down and she's high.
Why can't we get it through us,
For the triumph of Ares,
This Xena must die.

No turning our backs now,
This Xena must die,
Must die, must die, this Xena must die.
For the triumph of Ares,
This Xena must die,
Must die, must die, this Xena must,
Xena must, Xena must die!

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