Come join the Warrior Princess and her perky little bard, just for fun they subtext though that's really not too hard.

Joxer is a Moron, Salmoneus is a card, Gab gets grabbed and Xena's mad but then she's no Picard.

They're Xenamanaics! They'll stop you in their tracks, Gabbys snarfs away the snacks, while Xena flips in her attacks, they're Xenamaniacs!

Meet Joxer always on the set though Argo's sometimes not.

We wonder where she went though maybe Xena just forgot

Gabby's sports bra doesn't cover the whole lot

Dark Xenas bad, though Gabby's GLAD... The whip was worth the pot.

We're Xenamaniacs.

Give Lu and Ren big ol' contracts

Hard core nutballs to the max, Amazons don't wear slacks

We're Xenamanie, fanfic crazy, warrior hazy, couch potato lazy,